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I don't have a whole lot of time, but wanted to post a few quick comments before I forget...

Tarte Inside Out Vitamin Lip Gloss- This is so cool! I got Apple A Day, which is not very colorful... A (very) sheer berry shimmer. Despite the sheer color, this is a great gloss. It's very smooth and makes my lips look huge. It feels great on and the scent is wonderful. I don't think it smells like pomegranate (having just eaten a pomegranate I still don't see the connection), but it does smell like... Fruit punch? Fruity, but realistic fruity. I really like it! Doesn't taste weird, either.

Hard Candy Hint Tint in Sugar Cookie- Mediocre as a tinted moisturizer, but it smells like vanilla! Yes, vanilla scented foundation. I am really that crazy. I don't like Hard Candy at all, except for those awesome lipsticks they had in the 90's (I still have Piggie and Skitzo!), but this is kinda neat. It's not moisturizing at all, but the coverage is nice and light and it's not greasy. I'd probably buy it again, but I'm not sure what I like about it other than the scent.

Cosmedicine Medi-Morphosis self Adjusting Exfoliator- Crappy. Well, okay, I take that back. Not scrubby enough. It is interesting that the granules dissolve, but there's really not a whole lot of exfoliation and it's a little drying. Okay if you have sensitive skin, but I don't. I just love to exfoliate.

Murad Redness Therapy SPF 15 Moisturizer- Very cool. It's light and almost gel-like but still moisturizing. Doesn't turn my face into an oil slick! It's green tinted and it seems to help even out my skintone. I'm weird- my face has pink undertones, but my neck has yellow. This helps to counteract that a little. It really is a nice product. Fairly large amount for the price, too.

Uh... what else? I think I forgot already.

Something Tarte... I forget. I will say this about Tarte then:

The Onyx Smokey Eye palette sucks so so so bad. It's cute, I'll give it that much. The shadow base is laughable. It does absolutely nothing, it's so dry and chalky and just... what's the point? And the shadows, oh, boy, the shadows. They're the lightest, chalkiest, sheerest crap I've ever bought. Hell, even that Wet N Wild shit from Wal-Mart is better than this. It's just... jaw-droppingly horrible. I can't believe Tarte would sell such a shitty product. I'm shocked.

You lose! Good day, Tarte!