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Happy Valentine's Day!

I am lame (or cool?) this year because I didn't do anything Valentinesy (word?) with my makeup. Last year I did red lips and nails. I can't do red lips. I look ridiculous.

I have OPI Red Like Roses and I was going to wear it, but I completely forgot about it.

I came to a scary realization today. There's not any makeup that I want right now. Isn't that insane? I don't feel compelled to buy beauty products at the moment!

There is one thing, but I don't know if it's necessarily a beauty product. I saw an ad in... Glamour? Shape? One of those. Anyway. I saw an ad for this new line of Secret deodorant that came in scents like Kuku Cocoa Butter (stupid, stupid name), Something-or-other Chai, Arctic Apple and.. Violet? I really, really want to try those.

The funny thing is, I don't need deodorant. I don't sweat, I don't stink. I just buy it because I like the way it smells and feel the need to apply one more scented product every day.

I have actually repurchased the same deodorant twice. My favorite? Don't laugh. Teen Spirit Sweet Strawberry. It smells so incredibly good. I've been looking for a fragrance oil to match the scent, but I haven't found one yet. Is that tacky? I want to smell like cheap teen deodorant. It smells so good though!

The other one I have purchased twice is Secret Vanilla Sparkle. Vanilla. Need I say more? This one is kind of love or hate with me. Some days I love it, some days it smells gross. It makes my life more complete knowing that I have vanilla scented armpits.

I bought Barbie Loves MAC. Unfortunately, I didn't get the Barbie. MAC emailed me and said, "You suck. We sold out in, like, .000387345 milliseconds. Loser. You tried to buy a Barbie. Ha ha."

I did end up ordering all the eyeshadows except the brown one (not Moth Brown, cause it's not brown), all the lipglasses, all the lipsticks except the red one. I was going to get the beauty powders but I didn't. I have two beauty powders and they are kind of useless. I might get the liquidlast cause it's a cool color, but it might make me look like I have conjunctivitis.

I am very sad about Villainess soap. She discontinued two of my favorite things in the whole world: Strychnine and Mudslide. I don't know how I'm going to live without Mudslide. I've been babying my last bar because I figured, hey, it's not limited edition, I can always get more! BUT NOOOO! NOW I CAN'T GET MORE!!! Tragic. I am crushed. It was the coolest soap ever.

Rest in peace, Mudslide. My skin will miss your scrubby coffee chunks. Amen.