OMG...

I'm sorry, I just have to ask....

Who just hit my blog by googling "exploding hookers"??

Do I want to know? Maybe I don't want to know...

Exploding hookers. Awesome.

China Glaze Sexy Sport...?

I see this promotional image of China Glaze's Sexy Sport collection floating around the internet, and I don't really know what's in this collection, but I can say one thing:

WTF?

I mean, it wouldn't be a bad advertisement for, say, Victoria's Secret, but for nail polish? A sweaty, half-naked, silicone-enhanced, uh, football player(?) isn't really the kind of image that makes me want to buy nail polish.

Has China Glaze started marketing to men now? Nail lacquer colors to match their favorite sports team? All the girl in the image needs is a cold six pack of beer (and possibly a steak) and I could see men lining up to buy nail polish.

Personally, I think someone in China Glaze's marketing department watches entirely too much porn.

What do you think? Am I just looking at this the wrong way, or is it really that ridiculous (and over-the-top cheesy)?

Exploding Hookers

I've done it. I'm finally embarrassed by my manicure.

Today I have on the most obnoxious, hideous, nauseating abomination of a french manicure I've ever seen.

Get ready.

Nails are China Glaze Shocking Pink, with Sinful Dream On tips, coated in OPI Text Me, Text You. Left hand has different glitter polishes (China Glaze Wireless and Fairy Dust, Misa Confection Section, Candy Girl and Sweet Pleasure) instead of Text Me, Text You.

I'm not sure I can leave the house wearing this. It looks like a hooker exploded all over my nails.